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kankri-komedy:

reasons why i love deadpool

xurvos:

lolshtus:

Transformers, Oreos In Disguise

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

doyou-hearthe-peoplesing:

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

WRITE A BOOK

thiccbitch:

people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and it’s not because they don’t like u it’s just that they don’t think to say anything bc they’re comfortable with not saying anything

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

jerkidiot:

"I’m still alive but I’m barely breathing"

chriskreider:

ljorash4:

chriskreider:

Hockey boys are so weird they’re like “yeah I want a girl who likes hockey” and then u say u like hockey and they’re like “UM I BET U CANT EVEN NAME 1 PLAYER”

I bet you cant

I bet ur a bitch

dragonsandcatporn:

sagaciouscejai:

mamasam:

Rum. Goldschlager. Gin. Vodka.

Only the avatar, master of all four alcohols, could get this shit cranked.

but when the party needed him most, he got sober.

and everything changed when the stoner nation attacked

vriska-ler:

when its almost 5am and you’re not really tired at all you know you fucked up

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

thebaconconspiracies:

juggahnaut:

bookporn:

Believe it or not

Okay, I just love how they drew everybody’s face.

Anne Frank’s all like, “Oh, too depressing? It was the fucking Holocaust.

^^