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frodno:

the desolation of smaug: a summary

pakeeztani:

eytancragg:

wakeupslaves:

the-goddamazon:

LOL man.

never forget white people did nothing first neither the best, they sleep and eat false propaganda,

zheng he explored the ENTIRE PACIFIC OCEAN COAST.

like holy crap.

and then china was like, welp, nothing interesting out there, time for 400 years of isolation.

europeans were behind everyone educationally, but luckily ahead in body count and disease

buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gleak:

if you a catfish sit the fuck down and reevaluate your life

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mockingjalie:

so are we going to talk about the fact that they made katniss look like she is actually 17

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barricadefairytales:

fidefortitude:

isenseanunquenchablethirst:

is this what responsibilities look like

can i just

so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp

and johnny depp had to scream back

without either of them laughing

just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other

acting

trappedinsanity:

You might not fear me, but look who’s afraid of you.

summonerjolan:

brommunism:

remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes

That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear

joshpeck:

i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks

dropalexdead:

I’m laughing so fucking hard rn, omg.

inkskinned:

"My family is suffocating me with pressure to be a perfect student and daughter." (r.i.d)

people always ask me why i’m going into teaching instead of being a writer.

the number of notes on this in less than 24 hours and the number of people who said “same” or “exactly” or “about me” - that’s why. there is so much fundamentally wrong with our system. The only way to change it is from within.